Will Durst, frequent contributor to AlwaysFunny.com, has suffered a stroke – and he’s cancelled a show for the first time in three decades! Will, if you’re reading this, GET WELL SOON! The world needs you! Will Durst suffers stroke, cancels … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: Dennis Hof, owner of the Mustang Ranch, won his race for the Nevada legislature even though he was dead. He wasn’t even newly dead. The guy had been dead for a month. Voters had plenty of time … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: What do you want to bet that Donald Trump’s password is password? … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: Donald Trump is like if Benito Mussolini and Ronald McDonald had a kid. … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: Can’t believe we’re arguing over the credibility of a Supreme Court Justice when the guy who appointed him has the credibility of a bipolar hyena. … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: Not only was Trump unable to pick the best people, he couldn’t even pick the best crooks. … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: The Washington Post reports that President Trump has plans to revoke the security clearance of various critics to distract the media during unfavorable news cycles. So, in the next year, we can expect 365 security clearances to … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: I saw the first Christmas ad of 2018. It was for the Hallmark Channel’s series of Christmas specials, scheduled to start October 26. I don’t know what’s scarier: thinking about Christmas in August or the fact that … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: President Donald Trump walked back yesterday’s walk back from what he sort of said in Helsinki about his good buddy Putin. Hope he’s got a chiropractor on call after going through so many contortions. Not only is … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: Did you know that the official name of North Korea is the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea? Tyrannical rule disguised as a democracy. Why does that sound so familiar? … Continue reading