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Posted on November 19, 2018 by howie999November 19, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: My wife loves Thanksgiving. If she dies before I do, I’m thinking of getting her stuffed. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged stuffed, Thanksgiving, Turkey, wife, Will the Thrill | 5 Replies

Posted on August 3, 2018 by howie999July 31, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: My wife HATES exercising. She won’t even wear a pushup bra. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged bra, exercise, pushup, wife, Will the Thrill | 8 Replies

Posted on April 18, 2018 by howie999April 15, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: Last night I had a nightmare that my wife was eating my wallet. I guess some dreams don’t really need interpreting. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged dreams, eating, interpret, interpreting, life, wallet, wife, Will the Thrill | 1 Reply

Posted on February 9, 2018 by howie999January 25, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: As you age, your priorities change. Last evening my wife and I were wrestling in bed, over the TV remote. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged change, in bed, priorities, remote, wife, Will the Thrill, wrestling | 16 Replies

Is #4 waiting in the wings?

Posted on May 12, 2017 by howie999May 11, 2017
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WILL DURST says: This guy just likes firing people. People who help him. People who don’t help him. Wonder if Melania is getting just a little apprehensive. … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics | Tagged #4, Donald Trump, firing, help, Melania, Trump, wife, Will Durst | 25 Replies

I’m sure it was G-rated.

Posted on May 23, 2016 by howie999May 20, 2016
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WILL the THRILL says: So my wife “accidentally” viewed my search history. I don’t think it’s fair that I should be pornalized for this. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Internet Explorer, penalized, pornalized, search history, wife, Will the Thrill | 10 Replies

An Apple pie-chart? Pumpkin? Berry?

Posted on January 25, 2016 by howie999January 18, 2016
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WILL the THRILL says: To show my wife the weight-loss program that I’ve devised for her, I printed out a pie-chart. It was not a very encouraging sign when she grabbed the paper and ate it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged ate it, pie chart, wife, Will the Thrill | 5 Replies

Knit one, purl two

Posted on November 6, 2015 by howie999November 5, 2015
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WILL the THRILL says: My wife likes to knit and talk. I like to drink. Honestly, it’s the only way that I can stand her yarns. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged drink, knit, talk, wife, Will the Thrill, yarns | 4 Replies

Freak of nature?

Posted on October 12, 2015 by howie999October 24, 2015
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WILL the THRILL says: I’m not saying my wife a rock & roll freak of nature, but but her toes do go to eleven. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged go to eleven, toes, wife, Will the Thrill | Leave a reply

Nothing to add here.

Posted on August 21, 2015 by howie999August 20, 2015
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JERRY W says: I have proof that no time machine will be invented in my lifetime. If one ever is created in the future, I would take it back to the day before I met my wife and push myself … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged crutches, in front of a bus, Jerry W, time machine, wife | 9 Replies

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