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Tag Archives: toilet paper

But his name was Scott and he was Charmin’.

Posted on July 18, 2016 by howie999July 14, 2016
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JANICE HOUGH says: In Nashville, a man had his face covered with toilet paper while he robbed a store. Witnesses said he appeared a little flushed. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged flushed, Janice Hough, Nashville, robbed store, toilet paper | 23 Replies

Please, I’m eating! (and not at Taco Bell)

Posted on October 9, 2013 by howie999October 5, 2013
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GARY BACHMAN says: An Oklahoma man was arrested on burglary charges after police matched his DNA to used toilet paper found at the scene of the crime. He made two critical mistakes–not flushing properly and not waiting until AFTER the … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, News | Tagged DNA, flushing, Gary Bachman, taco bell, toilet paper | 8 Replies

TP MFR SOL. LOL!

Posted on September 28, 2013 by howie999September 25, 2013
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JERRY W says: The government of Venezuela has seized control of Manpa, their countries largest manufacturer of toilet paper. At last the world can see a nation more S.O.L. than we are here in the U.S.A. http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics | Tagged Jerry W, Manpa, SOL, toilet paper, USA | 11 Replies

But those tray tables were in the full and upright position.

Posted on July 8, 2013 by howie999July 8, 2013
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HARTLEY MILLER says: A 10-hour United Airlines flight from San Francisco to London ran out of toilet paper. Passengers were said to be down in the dumps. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged down in the dumps, Hartley Miller, London, San Francisco, toilet paper, United Airlines | 11 Replies

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