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GARY BACHMAN says: Job offer rescinded after applicant sent a nude selfie. That only works if you’re applying for host of the VMAs. … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Miley Cyrus
BILL WILLIAMS says: Two suspects scaled a fence and broke into Miley Cyrus’ Hollywood home, stealing jewelry and a car. After issuing an all-points bulletin, police stated they’ll be twerking around the clock. … Continue reading
BILL WILLIAMS says: Michael Jackson’s hologram performed at the Billboard Music Awards. A hologram is an image that has no substance. Kinda’ like watching Miley Cyrus. … Continue reading
BILL WILLIAMS says: It’s New Years Day and Miley has twerked the ball down in Times Square, Vin Scully has marshaled the Rose Parade and as usual, Charlie Sheen has covered the first bowl of the day …The toilet bowl. … Continue reading
BILL WILLIAMS says: This year’s most Googled question was, “What is twerking?” I don’t know why they call it twerking. When you’re on the subway it’s called “riding.” … Continue reading
BILL WILLIAMS says: The cat token is finally making its debut in Monopoly, seven months after being chosen in a world-wide vote … Hasbro dressed the little pussy cat in flesh colored bra and panties, and when she wiggles up … Continue reading
BILL WILLIAMS says: Miley Cyrus … If she doesn’t make it in the music business, she could always become the mayor of San Diego. … Continue reading