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Tag Archives: Miley Cyrus

Much obliged!

Posted on September 5, 2015 by howie999September 2, 2015
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GARY BACHMAN says: Job offer rescinded after applicant sent a nude selfie. That only works if you’re applying for host of the VMAs. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Gary Bachman, job applicant, Miley Cyrus, nude selfie | 8 Replies

In Europe, she’s Kilometry Cyrus.

Posted on June 8, 2014 by howie999June 5, 2014
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Two suspects scaled a fence and broke into Miley Cyrus’ Hollywood home, stealing jewelry and a car. After issuing an all-points bulletin, police stated they’ll be twerking around the clock. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities | Tagged Bill Williams, Kilometry Cyrus, Miley Cyrus, stealing jewelry, twerking around the clock | 14 Replies

Don’t stop ’til you get enough.

Posted on June 1, 2014 by howie999May 22, 2014
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Michael Jackson’s hologram performed at the Billboard Music Awards. A hologram is an image that has no substance. Kinda’ like watching Miley Cyrus. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities | Tagged Bill Williams, Billboard Music Awards, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus | 5 Replies

Happy new year!

Posted on January 1, 2014 by howie999December 31, 2013
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BILL WILLIAMS says: It’s New Years Day and Miley has twerked the ball down in Times Square, Vin Scully has marshaled the Rose Parade and as usual, Charlie Sheen has covered the first bowl of the day …The toilet bowl. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Life, News | Tagged Bill Williams, Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, toilet bowl, twerked, Vin Scully | 10 Replies

I’ll have a different viewpoint next time I ride the subway.

Posted on December 24, 2013 by howie999December 23, 2013
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BILL WILLIAMS says: This year’s most Googled question was, “What is twerking?” I don’t know why they call it twerking. When you’re on the subway it’s called “riding.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Bill Williams, Miley Cyrus, riding the subway, subway, twerking | 13 Replies

Blurred Lines, indeed.

Posted on September 5, 2013 by howie999August 31, 2013
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BILL WILLIAMS says: The cat token is finally making its debut in Monopoly, seven months after being chosen in a world-wide vote … Hasbro dressed the little pussy cat in flesh colored bra and panties, and when she wiggles up … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, News | Tagged Bill Williams, Blurred Lines, cat token, Hasbro, kitty cat, Miley Cyrus, Monopoly tokens, pussy cat, Robin Thicke | 6 Replies

Filner-ific (part three)!

Posted on August 27, 2013 by howie999August 26, 2013
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Miley Cyrus … If she doesn’t make it in the music business, she could always become the mayor of San Diego. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, News | Tagged Bill Williams, Filner, Miley Cyrus, music business, San Diego mayor | 5 Replies

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