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Tag Archives: lawyer

Posted on July 26, 2017 by howie999July 24, 2017
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WILL the THRILL says: One thing lawyers and doctors have in common is that they call their businesses a “practice.” Sorry, but I don’t relish any one “practicing” on my will or liver! … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged attorney, doctor, lawyer, liver, practice, will, Will the Thrill | 8 Replies

Posted on July 19, 2017 by howie999July 17, 2017
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JANICE HOUGH says: Jared Kushner’s lawyer quit. Presumably to take up something less morally compromising, like ambulance chasing. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged ambulance chasing, Donald Trump, Janice Hough, Jared Kushner, lawyer, morally compromising, quit | 11 Replies

Posted on June 26, 2017 by howie999June 22, 2017
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WILL DURST says: President Trump’s lawyer just got a lawyer. AKA: “lawyering up exponential factor two.” Next up: lawyers who need lawyers with lawyers. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Donald Trump, lawyer, lawyer up, Will Durst | 8 Replies

Aren’t they’re all liars?

Posted on March 13, 2017 by howie999March 12, 2017
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JERRY W says: An attorney’s pants were ignited by an e-cigarette in his pocket while in court working on a case, prompting a new legal defense dance procedure: “Lawyer lawyer, pants on fire”. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Jerry W, lawyer, liar, pants on fire | 10 Replies

Cheney has a heart?

Posted on June 28, 2013 by howie999June 28, 2013
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Dick Cheney has a new heart. Transplant doctors waited a long time to find the perfect donor, so somewhere there’s a lawyer walking around with a scar on his chest. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Life, Politics | Tagged Bill Williams, Dick Cheney, heart transplant, lawyer | 9 Replies

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