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Tag Archives: Las Vegas

Posted on October 11, 2017 by howie999October 4, 2017
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WILL DURST says: The NRA says automatic weapons can be used as legitimate hunting rifles. OK. I can buy that argument. I mean, you can also use a chain saw to cut butter. Just going to get a little messy … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged automatic weapons, butter, chain saw, guns, Las Vegas, NRA, shooting, Will Durst | 3 Replies

Posted on July 3, 2017 by howie999July 2, 2017
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JANICE HOUGH says: Marijuana is now legal in Nevada. Let’s hope this doesn’t force Las Vegas hotels to double the price of their all-you-can-eat buffets. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged buffet, Janice Hough, Las Vegas, legal, marijuana, Nevada | 15 Replies

Did he find it in Vegas?

Posted on January 12, 2015 by howie999January 10, 2015
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JANICE HOUGH says: O.J. Simpson’s Heisman Trophy, which was stolen in a 1994 USC burglary, has just been recovered. O.J. has immediately petitioned for parole so he can hunt for the real burglars. … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Heisman trophy, Janice Hough, Las Vegas, O J Simpson, OJ Simpson, the real burglars, the real killer, Vegas | 15 Replies

And he’ll be sawed in half.

Posted on October 4, 2013 by howie999September 30, 2013
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GARY BACHMAN says: Longtime Las Vegas magician John Calvert has died at age 102. He will be buried in a coffin with his head protruding from one end and his feet sticking out from the other. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged coffin, Gary Bachman, John Calvert, Las Vegas, Magician | 9 Replies

Bill did the math right!

Posted on September 24, 2013 by howie999September 18, 2013
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BILL WILLIAMS says: “Culinary workers to go on strike in Las Vegas.” One hundred and sixty eight Elvis impersonators who eat three hundred and thirty six peanut butter and banana sandwiches a day are the only ones who care. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, News | Tagged Bill Williams, culinary workers, Las Vegas, on strike, peanut butter and banana, sandwich | 4 Replies

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