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Take a bite out of crime.

Posted on July 8, 2014 by howie999July 7, 2014
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HARTLEY MILLER says: Luis Suarez jerseys are for sale in Barcelona. Trying to find fans that want to purchase them is like pulling teeth. … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged biting, Hartley Miller, Luis Suarez, world cup | 7 Replies

Who was calling the game? Harry Baray?

Posted on June 30, 2014 by howie999June 23, 2014
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HARTLEY MILLER says: A baseball game in Juneau, Alaska was briefly delayed because a bear was roaming near the outfield fence. Apparently the bear assumed the CUBS were playing. … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged bear in the outfield, Cubs, Harry Baray, Hartley Miller, Juneau, Sarah Palin | 8 Replies

Quisenberry was a submarine pitcher.

Posted on May 21, 2014 by howie999May 14, 2014
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HARTLEY MILLER says: The San Francisco Giants have placed pitcher Matt Cain on the DL after he sliced his finger while trying to cut a sandwich. When he returns to the lineup Cain plans on using his forkball. … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged cutting a sandwich, Hartley Miller, Matt Cain, on the disabled list, on the DL, sliced his finger | 18 Replies

Quadruple trouble.

Posted on May 17, 2014 by howie999May 14, 2014
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HARTLEY MILLER says: Grand slam tennis leader Roger Federer is now the father to twin boys to go along with his twin girls. In other words Federer is enjoying being up 4 love. … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Sports | Tagged Hartley Miller, Roger Federer, tennis champ, twin boys, twin girls | 6 Replies

And NBA commissioner is named Adam Silver!

Posted on May 2, 2014 by howie999April 29, 2014
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HARTLEY MILLER says: With the NBA’s proper decision to ban LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling for life, one might suggest that the league has a “Silver” lining. … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Adam Silver, banned for life, Donald Sterling, Hartley Miller, LA Clippers, NBA | 13 Replies

Hang in there, baby!

Posted on October 27, 2013 by howie999October 16, 2013
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HARTLEY MILLER says: The head coach of the 0-5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Greg Schiano says “The only thing I can say to the fans is, if they can hang in there, we’re going to be good,”. Okay, but by that … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged 0-5, coach, Greg Schiano, Hartley Miller, Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 9 Replies

Lowly Giants. A study in contrasts.

Posted on October 16, 2013 by howie999October 15, 2013
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HARTLEY MILLER says: A strip club in New York City has banned New York Giants football games on their big screen TV because the fans’ booing the lowly NFL team distracts the dancers, especially when the Giants try to run … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Sports | Tagged Hartley Miller, lowly Giants, New York Giants, strip club | 11 Replies

Exhibition game, indeed.

Posted on September 15, 2013 by howie999September 9, 2013
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HARTLEY MILLER says: A 20-year-old Ohio man has been charged with public indecency after he allegedly streaked at the Cleveland Browns-Detroit Lions contest last month. What’s the big deal? After all, it was an exhibition game. … Continue reading →

Posted in Sports | Tagged Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, exhibition game, Hartley Miller, public indecency | 3 Replies

Trouble, that starts with T and that rhymes with P.

Posted on July 22, 2013 by howie999July 19, 2013
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HARTLEY MILLER says: A 54 year-old Tennessee man watched a woman swim naked in his pool while her partner allegedly stole valuables from inside his home. After discovering the robbery, the man went off the deep end. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged deep end, Hartley Miller, pool, robbery, stolen, thief, trouble | 18 Replies

But those tray tables were in the full and upright position.

Posted on July 8, 2013 by howie999July 8, 2013
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HARTLEY MILLER says: A 10-hour United Airlines flight from San Francisco to London ran out of toilet paper. Passengers were said to be down in the dumps. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged down in the dumps, Hartley Miller, London, San Francisco, toilet paper, United Airlines | 11 Replies

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