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Tag Archives: George Zimmerman

Posted on September 15, 2017 by howie999September 12, 2017
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GARY BACHMAN says: Florida police warned people not to fire their weapons at Hurricane Irma. George Zimmerman protested that he shot in self-defense –Irma represented an imminent threat. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Life | Tagged Gary Bachman, George Zimmerman, gun, Hurricane Irma, imminent threat, shot | 8 Replies

Queso fundido.

Posted on January 17, 2015 by howie999January 15, 2015
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JANICE HOUGH says: So George Zimmerman’s latest arrest was allegedly for throwing a wine bottle at his girlfriend. Shocking. With wine involved, I would have expected a box. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged George Zimmerman, Janice Hough, throwing, wine bottle | 11 Replies

Too soon?

Posted on December 22, 2013 by howie999December 20, 2013
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GARY BACHMAN says: Bids for a George Zimmerman painting have reached nearly $100,000 on eBay. He’s going to make a killing. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged bid up to $100000, Ebay painting, Gary Bachman, George Zimmerman, going to make a killing, Trayvon Martin | 1 Reply

Stand your ground, Jerry.

Posted on July 29, 2013 by howie999July 19, 2013
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JERRY W says: Maybe on some nights the comedian “kills” the audience, and on the other nights the audience can, eh, claim self defense? … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Florida, George Zimmerman, Jerry W, self defense, stand your ground | 11 Replies

Stand whose ground?

Posted on July 26, 2013 by howie999July 19, 2013
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GARY BACHMAN says: Record-breaking temperatures throughout the US. It was so hot last night that George Zimmerman stayed in his car for the A/C. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Gary Bachman, George Zimmerman, hot, stayed in his car, weather | 13 Replies

I guarantee it.

Posted on July 16, 2013 by howie999July 14, 2013
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Well, George Zimmerman got off. Guess he’ll be back at Men’s Wearhouse next week. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Bill Williams, Florida, George Zimmer, George Zimmerman, Men's Wearhouse, murder, not guilty, Trayvon Martin | 9 Replies

Not guilty.

Posted on July 15, 2013 by howie999July 14, 2013
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WILL the THRILL says: In Florida, Target is reconsidering its line of hoodies with the large logo on the back. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Florida, George Zimmerman, hoodies, killed, not guilty, Target, Trayvon Martin, Will the Thrill | 11 Replies

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