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Tag Archives: China

Posted on February 25, 2019 by howie999February 25, 2019
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Happy February 25, funny people! Now post your joke in the comments, please. On this day last year, China briefly banned the letter ‘N‘ as part of widespread censorship efforts. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged banned the letter N, China, funny people | 28 Replies

Posted on March 14, 2018 by howie999March 12, 2018
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WILL DURST says: Dopey Donald said he thinks its great that Xi Jinping will be Chinese President for life, and maybe the US will do the same some day. If that happens Mexico will indeed build a wall. To control … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, Politics | Tagged build the wall, China, Donald Trump, emigrate, emigration, president for life, wall, Will Durst, Xi Jinping | 15 Replies

European!

Posted on January 12, 2017 by howie999January 12, 2017
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TC in BC says: Future Tweet prediction. On Jan 28, Donald Trump will tweet: Hap-PEE Chinese New Year to my friends in Taiwan and China. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged China, Chinese New Year, Donald Trump, pee, scandal, Taiwan, TC in BC | 10 Replies

Donald “Peking” Duck?

Posted on June 24, 2016 by howie999June 20, 2016
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TC in BC says: Disneyland opened in Shanghai this week, right smack dab in the middle of Chinatown. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged China, Disneyland, Donald Duck, Peking Duck, TC in BC | 15 Replies

Shoulda UBERed.

Posted on January 10, 2016 by howie999January 7, 2016
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GARY BACHMAN says: Police in China are investigating a video showing what appears to be a 10-year-old boy driving. He was speeding so he wouldn’t be late to work. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged 10-year-old, China, driving, Gary Bachman, UBER | 8 Replies

Don’t be Shanghaied here.

Posted on December 4, 2015 by howie999December 3, 2015
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Record-breaking smog in the China up to 35 times above safety levels. It’s gotten so bad, the new iPhone 6s comes with complimentary iDrops. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, News | Tagged Bill Williams, China, iPhone, Shanghai, smog | 4 Replies

Can’t unsee that.

Posted on June 4, 2015 by howie999May 23, 2015
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BILL WILLIAMS says: A restaurant in China’s Jinan City offers discounts to women in short skirts. The shorter the skirt, the bigger the discount; with 14 inches above the knee getting a whopping 90% off. There’s only one rule: ”No … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Life | Tagged Bill Williams, Bruce Jenner, China, discount, Jinan City, restaurant | 4 Replies

Keeping our fingers crossed!

Posted on November 14, 2013 by howie999November 13, 2013
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Statistics say China is set to consume more wine than either the US or France. This is good to know … With luck they’ll drink themselves into a stupor, smoke a little crack cocaine, then forget about … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, Politics | Tagged Bill Williams, China, debt, drink themselves into a stupor, forget about the money we owe, wine consumption | 12 Replies

But I’m one in a BILLION!

Posted on June 4, 2013 by howie999June 4, 2013
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JERRY W says: When someone in China says you’re a one-in-a-million kind of person, this actually means that there are more than 1,300 others just like you. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, News | Tagged 1300 others, China, Jerry W, one in a million | 16 Replies

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