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Posted on November 12, 2018 by howie999November 11, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: I wonder if thoughts and prayers would be enough had a crazed vegan opened fire at an NRA meeting. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Bill Williams, crazed, NRA, open fire, shooter, vegan | 18 Replies

Posted on October 26, 2018 by howie999October 24, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: I have a flip phone. I show it to every driver that cuts me off. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Bill Williams, cut off in traffic, flip phone, show it, traffic | 10 Replies

Posted on September 28, 2018 by howie999September 26, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Good to know I’m not responsible for rubbing those girl’s butts in 1963. I was a virgin. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Bill Williams, me too, rubbing butts, virgin | 26 Replies

Posted on September 7, 2018 by howie999September 8, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Burt Reynolds has died at the age of 82. Taylor Topper has vowed to give the iconic Hollywood star a 21 toupee salute … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities | Tagged Bill Williams, Burt Reynolds, RIP, toupee | 2 Replies

Posted on August 27, 2018 by howie999August 27, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Big military parade called off in Washington. Apparently they didn’t have enough orange hair dye for all the marchers. … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics | Tagged Bill Williams, called off, orange hair dye, parade, Trump, Washington | 4 Replies

Posted on August 13, 2018 by howie999August 13, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Research says women are more likely to survive a heart attack if their emergency room doctor is a woman. Especially if they’re wearing a really cute outfit. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Bill Williams, emergency room doctor, heart attack, survive, women | 3 Replies

Posted on July 31, 2018 by howie999July 31, 2018
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DONNA TRAMP says: A report endorsed by 2,500 scientists from around the world claims a wall between the United States and Mexico would harm vulnerable ecosystems for plants and animals. *HOGWASH! The weeds and rats would be taught a valuable … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Bill Williams, border wall, Donna Tramp, ecology, harm, Mexico, United States, US | 2 Replies

Posted on July 6, 2018 by howie999July 11, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: White House claims Harley Davidson’s move to an overseas factory in Thailand is un-American. Don’t know why he’s so upset. After all, his whole political platform is named after a Thai city. Phuket. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Bill Williams, Harley Davidson, Phuket, Thailand, Trump | 47 Replies

Posted on June 13, 2018 by howie999June 13, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Trump says he attended Wharton School of Business. I checked, he did. Records show he graduated Magna Cum Rich Daddy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Bill Williams, President Trump, rich daddy, Wharton | 14 Replies

Posted on May 30, 2018 by howie999May 30, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Today I lived life on the edge. I took an Ambien, went to Starbucks, and ordered my coffee black. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged ambien, Bill Williams, black, coffee, on the edge, ordered, Starbucks | 1 Reply

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