TERRY ETTER says: Trump says that to prevent wildfires people should go out and rake up all the leaves in the forest. So instead of “Drain the Swamp” it’s now “Rake the Leaves.” … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: I wonder if thoughts and prayers would be enough had a crazed vegan opened fire at an NRA meeting. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: Can’t believe we’re arguing over the credibility of a Supreme Court Justice when the guy who appointed him has the credibility of a bipolar hyena. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Steven Tyler wants Donald Trump to stop playing Aerosmith at rallies. Trump responds by telling Tyler to “dream on.” … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Big military parade called off in Washington. Apparently they didn’t have enough orange hair dye for all the marchers. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: The Washington Post reports that President Trump has plans to revoke the security clearance of various critics to distract the media during unfavorable news cycles. So, in the next year, we can expect 365 security clearances to … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: Flooding caused Hershey Park to be closed for several days. To keep this from happening in the future, Hershey should buy Lifesavers. … Continue reading