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Get well soon, Will Durst!

Posted on November 26, 2019 by howie999November 26, 2019
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Will Durst, frequent contributor to AlwaysFunny.com, has suffered a stroke – and he’s cancelled a show for the first time in three decades! Will, if you’re reading this, GET WELL SOON! The world needs you! Will Durst suffers stroke, cancels … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Life | Tagged always funny, San Francisco, stroke, Will Durst | 6 Replies

Posted on February 25, 2019 by howie999February 25, 2019
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Happy February 25, funny people! Now post your joke in the comments, please. On this day last year, China briefly banned the letter ‘N‘ as part of widespread censorship efforts. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged banned the letter N, China, funny people | 28 Replies

Posted on November 28, 2018 by howie999November 25, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: Hunting for comedy…Two bucks clatter into a bar. The first shakes his antlers and says: “I don’t have any doe.” The second snorts and replies: “You’re lucky. I feel like I’m in a rut.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged doe, into a bar, rut, two bucks, Will the Thrill | 1 Reply

Posted on November 19, 2018 by howie999November 19, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: My wife loves Thanksgiving. If she dies before I do, I’m thinking of getting her stuffed. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged stuffed, Thanksgiving, Turkey, wife, Will the Thrill | 5 Replies

Posted on November 9, 2018 by howie999November 5, 2018
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WILL DURST says: What do you want to bet that Donald Trump’s password is password? … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Allen Ludden, Donald Trump, password, password is password, President Trump, Will Durst | 6 Replies

Posted on October 29, 2018 by howie999October 24, 2018
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GARY BACHMAN says: Caravan resumes journey toward US. What’s Trump so upset about–it’s a Dodge, the engine will blow up before it gets here. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged blow up, caravan, Donald Trump, engine, Gary Bachman, Trump, upset | 24 Replies

Posted on October 26, 2018 by howie999October 24, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: I have a flip phone. I show it to every driver that cuts me off. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Bill Williams, cut off in traffic, flip phone, show it, traffic | 10 Replies

Posted on October 5, 2018 by howie999September 26, 2018
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TERRY ETTER says: When Trump toured North Carolina he saw a large boat that Hurricane Florence washed up into somebody’s back yard. He told the homeowner, “At least you got a nice boat out of it.” He was just quoting … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged boat, Hurricane Florence, Noah, rain, Terry Etter, wind | 81 Replies

Posted on October 3, 2018 by howie999September 26, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: Women like shoes, right? So, when my girlfriend said I reminded her of a comfortable shoe I thought it was a cool thing. “Nope,” she corrected me. “Get out of my life, you loafer.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged loafer, shoes, Will the Thrill, women | 15 Replies

Posted on October 1, 2018 by howie999September 26, 2018
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GARY BACHMAN says: YouTube video shows a raccoon stealing cat food. Unfortunately, raccoon could not be identified as he was wearing a mask. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged cat food, Gary Bachman, mask, raccoon, stealing | 9 Replies

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