Trump says that to prevent wildfires people should go out and rake up all the leaves in the forest. So instead of “Drain the Swamp” it’s now “Rake the Leaves.”



  1. There was a big fire at an Ohio egg farm. When firefighters pulled up to the farm they saw a chicken running out of the burning building. So they now suspect fowl play.

  2. President George H.W. Bush, a life-long member of the Republican Party died over the weekend at age 94. Donald Trump, current president and life-long member of the wig party will not attend funeral services. He’s got a tee time.

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