1. What a piece of work is man, How noble in reason, How infinite in faculty, In form and moving how express and admirable, In action how like an Angel, In apprehension how like a god, The beauty of the world, The paragon of animals. And yet to me, how like an Asshole.

  2. Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has plans to modernize his country, which probably means selling personal seat licenses for the stadium where the public beheadings are held.

  3. Donald Trump went all the way to France but wasn’t able to visit the WWI Memorial because it was raining. Next time we have to make sure the president we elect isn’t water- soluble.

  4. After she left the service, a woman was carefully investigated before entering veterinary school. So…a Vet was vetted prior to becoming a vet. Happy Veterans’ Day!

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