GARY BACHMAN says:
Caravan resumes journey toward US. What’s Trump so upset about–it’s a Dodge, the engine will blow up before it gets here.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Caravan resumes journey toward US. What’s Trump so upset about–it’s a Dodge, the engine will blow up before it gets here.
Breaking news: LA Dodgers fire Dave Roberts and replace him with Donald Trump who will manage the team via Twitter.
Perhaps Trump could collude with the Russians to steal signals.
My neighbor didn’t pay their Priest’s bill for the exorcism of their daughter…so she was repossessed.
Ho ho, ha ha. I like it.
Thanks, I’m too ghoul for school!
Funny, Will!
I hear “The Exorcist” star Linda Blair is 63, but she can still turn some heads!
What do you want to bet that Donald Trump’s password is password?
Two satanic knife-wielding Florida middle-school girls were hiding in a bathroom waiting for smaller students to walk in so they could drink their blood. Sounds ghoulish, but you ever wonder where Girl Scouts get their Kool Aid.
Kellyanne Conway blamed the recent spate of anti- Semitism on late night comedians. Yes, comedians are the enemy. And the guy who refused to say bad things about Nazis was actually helping. This woman is totally feckless.
Our daughter told us there is a new boyfriend in her life who goes by “MD.” “Is he a doctor?” we asked hopefully. “No, it’s short for ‘Mad Dog.’”
have yourself a gruesome little Halloween everybody. of course, living here in San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
I mowed the lawn today wearing a Halloween costume inspired by the Dave Clark Five. I’m Glad All Over. The neighbors weren’t pleased.
Getting old makes things simpler: We ALWAYS go to bed angry…
This Halloween marked the 200th anniversary of Mary Shelly’s book, Frankenstein. Few people know that Dr. Frankenstein’s aunt inspired him to construct a monster from left over body parts. Aunt Cher Stein.
You might say Dolly Parton is the titular Queen of the South, y’all…
Donald Trump had to turn over his 2007 and 2008 calendars in a defamation lawsuit filed by a former “Apprentice” contestant. The calendars had several entries about boofing with Brett Kavanaugh.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a B.A. in mass communications. That’s surprising. Considering what she tells the press, I’d swear she had a B.S.
Trump doesn’t really cheat at golf. He just plays the ball where he lies. And he lies everywhere.
Donald Trump says no other country in the world besides the US guarantees birthright citizenship. And he’s only off by 30. For him, that’s really close.
Antigua and Barbuda
2 Argentina
3 Barbados
4 Belize
5 Bolivia
6 Brazil
7 Canada
8 Chile
9 Cuba
10 Dominica
11 Ecuador
12 El Salvador
13 Fiji
14 Grenada
15 Guatemala
16 Guyana
17 Honduras
18 Jamaica
19 Mexico
20 Nicaragua
21 Panama
22 Paraguay
23 Peru
24 Saint Kitts and Nevis
25 Saint Lucia
26 Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
27 Trinidad and Tobago
28 United States
29 Uruguay
30 Venezuela
A porcupine wandered in the back door of Louie’s Douglas Inn on Douglas Island, Alaska. A grizzly old miner who had stopped in for some hooch observed he hadn’t seen so many pricks in one place since the Republican National Convention.
I once dated Siamese twins. That was one weird three-way…
Growing up in the 1950s, the “in” thing was to have your basement turned into a “Rec Room.” Fast-forward 60-some years. Now we are voting in Michigan to legalize weed, which would make the “cool” thing turning your basement into a “Recreation Drug Room.”