1. My wife never forgets ANYTHING that I do wrong. She catalogs a complete history of every fox-pas…and lately has begun to reach further back to achieve a “Prehistoric” view of my many failings. To live with her is to truly know Tyrannosaurus Opposite Sex.

  2. On the first Monday of September each year Americans observe Labor Day except for Michelle Duggar for whom Labor Day is every nine months.

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