1. Robert Mueller has been so successful in getting former Trump allies to cooperate in exchange for immunity, he’ll soon have his own TV show … on HGTV. It’ll be called “Flip that White House.”

  2. Belgian scientists are looking for people to donate their feces to help with research into illnesses. Sadly, there’s a shortage of donors because too many people don’t give a sh*t.

  3. President Donald Trump: This what happens when the red-headed stepchild is also the 1000-pound elephant in the room, and he won’t stop tweeting.

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