JANICE HOUGH says:
A recent Sunday night featured both the Downton Abbey Season 3 Finale, along with the NBA All-Star Game. One is about rich, pampered and privileged people who live in a fantasy world; the other is a BBC series.
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The only reason Mike Pence is in favor of a Space Force is so he wave to heaven.
I’m not saying my wife is a witch, but she knows more about eyes of newt than is healthy.
today Is National Presidential Joke Day. and the official spokesperson is… Donald Trump. finally, good for something.
People say I look like the box I came in…I guess that makes me a big pussy.
Sniff. Sniff. Sniff. Me gots a Colombian Cold.
Overheard at the Chicken Ranch: “Why did the chicken attend a seance?” “He wanted to cross over to the other side.”
A baggage handler at Seattle airport swiped a Horizon Air plane and went for a joy ride. Actually, those jets are duck soup to fly. Pull back on the wheel after take speed is reached, raise the gear handle after lift off is achieved, open the cockpit bar after thirst is detected.
Research says women are more likely to survive a heart attack if their emergency room doctor is a woman. Especially if they’re wearing a really cute outfit.
Marco Rubio on Trump “Well, he’s had the nuclear codes for a year and a half, and we’ve been all right.”
This is like the guy who falls off the Empire State Building and at about the 20th floor is thinking “I’m gonna be all right.”
Wet weather partially blamed for keeping DC “Unite The Right” rally down to a few dozen protesters. Well, we all know snowflakes melt.
When I married my wife 35 years ago she was a bad-ass…now she just HAS a bad ass.