1. The eruption of Mt. Kilauea is causing lots of changes in Hawaii. Now, some students will graduate MAGMA Cum Laude.

  2. So that thing on the president’s head. What is it, really? A wig, a weave, implants, extensions, a carpet sample or a piece of pelt from the belly of a marsupial?

  3. White House says the president plans to shed some useless weight. Guess that’s why his Google search history is full of Little People, Big World, and Divorce Court.

  4. That on-again, off-again meeting between Kim and Trump may be on again. But maybe not. Who’s arranging it? Brett Favre?

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