1. Prompted by the addition of girls, Boy Scouts of America will change their name to Scouts BSA. With girls among the ranks obviously some things will change. For instance, no more merit badge for writing your name in the snow.

  2. I went to my first Kentucky Derby over the weekend, and all that cheering and yelling has left me feeling horse.

  3. Overheard in a bar, two cowboys discussing their love-life: “Love is Grand, but divorce is 100 Grand.”

  4. Barbara Bush didn’t want Trump at her funeral. John McCain doesn’t want Trump at his funeral. They wouldn’t be caught dead with Trump.

  5. Who’s crazy now? Riteaid sells a wrinkle cream for women called Bulldog. If I bought this for my wife, you guessed it, she would be certain to bitch about it.

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