1. On Monday Melania Trump will host the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House. Meanwhile Donald is making sure heads roll.

  2. Donald Trump replaced his Veterans Affairs secretary in the latest cabinet shake up. Trump doesn’t really know a whole lot about Veterans Affairs–his expertise lies in extramarital affairs.

  3. Secretary of Defense General James Mattis said about John Bolton, “last time I checked he was an American.” Hey, Stormy Daniels is an American as well. Maybe she should be our National Security Advisor.

  4. Trump thinks Roseanne Barr is great. Now we know that it’s un-American to kneel during the national anthem but it’s okay to grab your crotch.

  5. Los Angeles judge ruled coffee sold in California should have cancer warning labels. If we’re talking about dangers, how about warning that says talking to a coffee drinker before they’ve had their first morning cup might be suicidal?

  6. Don the Con declared that April would be “National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month”. Isn’t that like Korea declaring “April Be Kind to Dogs Month”?

  7. President Donald Trump announced that April is National Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Can’t tell if he meant that as a general caution or a personal warning. Could be a requirement of some court ordered plea agreement.

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