1. My wife is a bit fashion-challenged. Yesterday she bought a new “hot” bikini for our upcoming cruise. The material is worsted wool.

  2. A recent study at the University of Missouri says that the veggies we eat are actually able to hear themselves being eaten—especially lettuce. So this begs the question, what did the head of lettuce say to the ear of corn? We’re safe for another night, he’s eating Doritos.

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