GARY BACHMAN says:
Russian fisherman in Siberia discovered a bag containing 54 severed hands. He put the bag in his boat–all hands on deck.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Russian fisherman in Siberia discovered a bag containing 54 severed hands. He put the bag in his boat–all hands on deck.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says the goal of the White House is to have a second year as successful as their first year. Don’t know if America can survive that level of “winning.”
Those big Japanese goldfish freak me out. They’re like the giant ghosts of dead ones I flushed as a child.
Virginia Cavaliers were miraculously upset by the UMBC Retrievers. Virginia had more trouble with dogs than United Airlines.
Why are all these Jet Setting dogs ending up at the wrong destinations? Don’t they know they are supposed to board at Gate K9.
I didn’t know that The University of Merritt British Columbia even had a basketball team.
If school teachers are to be armed with guns, will Librarians have “Silencers”?
Good one, TC!
Thanks Gary!
Major League Baseball wants to speed up their games to attract millennials who find the games too long and boring. How about eliminating: The Anthem; God Bless America; Take Me Out to the Ball Game and Sweet Caroline. That’ll save at least 25 minutes.
ahh. st patrick’s day. when everybody is irish. except for any distraught woman seeking an abortion.
Chicago River was dyed green for St Patrick’s Day. The streets still ran red.
RuPaul honored with star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. It’s located on the main drag.
Ford announced a new safety recall that affects over a million vehicles because, get this, the steering wheel might come off. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of warning. First, the nut at the wheel is loose but Tweets not to worry, he’s in complete control. Then you lurch from side to side while everyone on board yells it’s not their fault. Finally, all control is lost.…No wait, that’s the Oval Office.
Cleveland Cavaliers coach Tyronn Lue stepping away from team due to health concerns. He’s reportedly suffering from LeBronchitis.
RIP Sir Roger Bannister, 1st to run a sub-4 minute mile. And if anyone was SURE to be in heaven before the devil knew he was dead….
New male birth control pill found safe and effective. Hundreds of men were tested and none became pregnant.
Overpopulation of seabirds has become a serious problem. We need tern limits.