1. In his SOTU Address, Dopey Donald said he wants to work with Democrats. Yeah, the same way a 5 year old with a magnifying glass wants to work with ants. Like a coyote wants to work with a nest of baby ducks.

  2. An Indiana restaurant called Broad Street Gyros is under investigation for selling cocaine mixed with cheese sticks. There are old restaurants, and there are bold restaurants; this one is old and bold. They advertised all you can snort cheese sticks.

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