WILL DURST says:
The White House doctor reported that the president is in good health but needs to lose 15 pounds. Apparently they also did a brain scan but didn’t find anything.
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WILL DURST says:
The White House doctor reported that the president is in good health but needs to lose 15 pounds. Apparently they also did a brain scan but didn’t find anything.
New Zealand’s Prime Minister is pregnant. So their leader is going to have a baby, and our leader is one.
My pregnant daughter is mad that her birth coach is exiting the state…leaving her in a mid-wife crisis. Maybe a red sports car would help?
It was shock and awe in the skies over Detroit Tuesday night; a brilliant light, an ear-splitting noise, and the earth moved. Scientist say it was an asteroid. But many Lions’ fans are sure it was God pissed-off at the Super Bowl lineup.
I can see the headline in 2030. Miss Clinton, tear down this wall.