1. My pregnant daughter is mad that her birth coach is exiting the state…leaving her in a mid-wife crisis. Maybe a red sports car would help?

  2. It was shock and awe in the skies over Detroit Tuesday night; a brilliant light, an ear-splitting noise, and the earth moved. Scientist say it was an asteroid. But many Lions’ fans are sure it was God pissed-off at the Super Bowl lineup.

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