• It just so happens Red Buttons had a Donald Trump joke.
      “Donald Trump’s mother said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber’s chair! “

  1. Arctic air is responsible for the current cold-snap outside. Buying a big-screen TV for the man-cave is responsible for current frigid conditions inside.

  2. First full moon of the year is called the Wolf Moon. Or as it’s known in Hollywood, Kim Kardashian goes out in a miniskirt.

  3. A study done by Harvard says global warming will affect wine crops and cause growers to plant different grapes. That Harvard. they’re a very responsible school, but wait till you hear about Yale’s global warming project. They invented a fur lined bra.

  4. An Alaska Airlines flight from Oakland was cancelled when a rat jumped on board and the crew could not find it. The plane was removed from service and Samuel L Jackson Exterminators were called.

  5. Question for Donny. Who said this?:
    Ask not what your country can do for you – Ask what you can do for your country. To make it easier, answer is in multiple choice.
    A: RFK
    B: JFK
    C: DKNY
    D: TCBY
    E: CNN

  6. Earthquake in the Bay Area Thursday centered in Berkeley. Experts say it was movement of the San Andreas fault. Baloney! I say 3 days after pot was legalized, it was 175,000 old hippies rolling over in their graves.

  7. The White House announced that personal cellphones can no longer be used in the West Wing. And it’s not about national security, government secrets, or fake news. It’s because the aluminum foil under the president’s comb-over interrupts signals.

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