1. One of the latest love products is a rub-on contraceptive jell for men. Under development for the wife more interested in watching the Kardashians than pleasing her husband is the Love Remote. Kind of a clap up, clap off.

  2. Star Wars: The Last Jedi has now made over $750 million globally. Disney plans to spend it all on coming up with a second verse to, It’s A Small Word After All.

  3. What a year it’s been…Justin Bieber was barred from the Mayan ruins for getting on top of them and mooning everyone. I wonder, is he also unwelcome at the Ass-tec pyramids?

  4. Back when he was a student in Buenos Aires Pope Francis worked as a bouncer at a local bar. And even then he did an infallible job. When he said Go To Hell, they did!

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