1. Here’s good news: Generic Viagra will be available next year at less than half price. There’s only one drawback. If you get an erection lasting longer that 4 hours, you’ll probably be sued by Taylor Swift.

  2. Matthew Combs, a graduate student at Fordham University has assembled the first comprehensive genomic map of New York City rats. He found many could afford to live at Trump Tower, but prefer living nearer the court house.

  3. I’m not saying political correctness is getting out of hand, but you got to be extremely careful when you ask someone back east whether they expect to have a white Christmas.

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