WILL the THRILL says:
I drive a small Mercedes sports car. The trunk is so small I can scarcely fit in 2 cases of girl scout cookies, much less the actual girl scouts.
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WILL the THRILL says:
I drive a small Mercedes sports car. The trunk is so small I can scarcely fit in 2 cases of girl scout cookies, much less the actual girl scouts.
For some reason I’ve always had an irrational trepidation about people who are crying. My wife tells me: Don’t Fear the Weeper.
John Kelly was “stunned” the phone call from the president he was listening in on was monitored by someone else, which is like being “shocked” the wallet you ripped off was stolen.
Maybe it would be faster and easier if all the women in Hollywood who WEREN’T assaulted by Harvey Weinstein came forward?
Now we know why Trump never apologizes. If he ever started, he’d be forced to spend every waking minute doing it.
British man says he spent years living in the woods to escape his wife. He described the experience as cold, scary, and lonely–and then he fled to the woods.
Tom Jones has opened up about harassment and abuse in the music industry. He said on more than one occasion he has been hit in the noggin with an underwire bra.
Jimmy Carter said he would be willing to travel to North Korea on behalf of the Trump administration. Well Carter does have a lot of experience with nuts.
Former U.S. presidents spoke at a concert benefiting hurricane relief efforts. Donald Trump sent a representative: The Brawny Man.
Att: Yankee fans. “There’s no crying in baseball” Tom Hanks – A League of Our Own
NBA coach Gregg Popovich has blasted Dotard many times. I wonder if he may offer tribute to him by suggesting to rename his team “The San Antonio Bone Spurs”.