BILL WILLIAMS says:
Rush Limbaugh claims Hurricane Irma was a left-wing conspiracy, but he evacuated Florida anyway. Seems like the far-right policy, a chicken in every garage, is true.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Rush Limbaugh claims Hurricane Irma was a left-wing conspiracy, but he evacuated Florida anyway. Seems like the far-right policy, a chicken in every garage, is true.
My wife got red highlights in her hair. “How do you like it?” she asked me, tossing her tresses. “It reminds me of a hairy Ferrari,” I told her. Once again, I will be parking my caboose on the sofa.
Vanna White denies rumors she is leaving Wheel of Fortune. She vowels to continue to be a consonant presence on the show.
Scarlett Johannson is like a sleek Jaguar sports car. My wife is more of a…Big Rig.
Think the President is being unfairly accused of being a racist. He doesn’t differentiate between black & white. The only color that interests him is green.