1. New York Fashion Week was little threatened by Hurricanes Harvey, Irma and Jose. But just in case, all model’s thongs also served as emergency flotation devices.

  2. Florida residents are calling on President Trump to open Mar-a-Lago as a shelter for hurricane victims. The President said he really would if he could. But there’s the dress code.

  3. Police are hunting for a Thai woman accused of marrying at least eight men before fleeing with stacks of dowry money. Why not just do your gold digging legally–marry an American billionaire real estate tycoon.

  4. Rush Limbaugh claims Hurricane Irma was a left-wing conspiracy, but he evacuated Florida anyway. Seems like the far-right policy, a chicken in every garage, is true.

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