1. My wife and her sisters are into a store called Hobby Lobby. I figure they sell art supplies, crafts, jewelry making supplies, and the like. You know the kind of stuff I mean, basically bitch craft.

  2. In always-amazing Detroit, a priest is accused of stealing from his church. Items like cash, TVs and gold relics have turned up in his stash. Apparently there is surveillance video of the pontiff in his condo, chilling before a 4K flat screen, drinking sacred wine and munching on small, familiar-looking round crackers.

  3. On the International Space Station, where Russians and Americans work side by side, I can only imagine the drink of choice is Vodka and Tang.

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