WILL the THRILL says:
The White House says that DJT is on a “working” vacation. Does that mean he will be tweeting between teeing? Or just after every 9 holes?
WILL the THRILL says:
The White House says that DJT is on a “working” vacation. Does that mean he will be tweeting between teeing? Or just after every 9 holes?
My wife says “Absolutely not!” to my plans to acquire a Lamborghini Aventador supercar. I say that’s a load of bull.
You could stuff all of Trump’s accomplishments into a shot glass and they would still rattle around like a golf ball in a railroad car.
An Albuquerque man faces charges after urinating on a family of three at a Metallica concert. Apparently, the concert was live stream.
‘Driverless’ van spotted in Virginia is driven by man dressed like a car seat. That’s nothing–I attended an Orioles game where thousands of fans were dressed like empty stadium seats.
Back in olden times, prior to The Pill and rampant promiscuous sex, many couples were virgins on their wedding night. Thus, these newlyweds were newcomers.
Trump is doing his best to put the country back to work; one attorney at a time. Going to make American Litigate Again.
“Fire and Fury” is what DJ unleashed on his playing partners today when he missed a 1 foot putt on the 18th and they wouldn’t let him have it as a “Gimme”!
WtT: my joke credited to u is ok w me… we’re buddies, so keep the residual money and buy urself a new car. lol
Not sure how that happened, but we’re both wildly successful comics on world tour, so that’s cool.
Breaking News: The US has just deported Dennis Rodman to Guam.
August 9 was 72th anniversary of Nagasaki. When asked wonder if Trump said Trump Tower had best Nagasaki bowls?
My new Ferrari has seven large airbags, including my wife.
North Korea says they might launch a nuclear missile at Guam. Obviously these guys don’t get the subtleties of life. That would be like Bruce Jenner announcing his sex change, then looking for a date on Farmers Only Dot Com.
Walt Disney World unveiled a statue to commemorate the two-year-old boy who was killed by an alligator last year. I saw the statue and it is tragic. But I couldn’t help notice, and this is really sick, isn’t that Walt’s head?
Sorry to hear about Glen Campbell’s passing. Apparently dementia had turned his brain to soup.
The world holds its breath as 2 tiny children play a game of thermonuclear chicken on a chessboard with 7 billion pawns. Quick, someone find a queen.
Trump still claims his 17 day vacation at his golf course is a working one – promising he’ll be involved in lots of “meetings” Hey Donny, u spelled “tweetings” wrong!
Drumph is now planning to build a dome over N Korea and Kim Jong-un is going to pay for it.