JANICE HOUGH says:
Sean Spicer is apparently being courted by Dancing With The Stars. Makes sense, he’s had 6 months experience Dancing With The Truth.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
Sean Spicer is apparently being courted by Dancing With The Stars. Makes sense, he’s had 6 months experience Dancing With The Truth.
Andrew Scaramucci, gone after just 10 days on the job. The White House fired him for wasting natural resources. His trademark throwaway kisses should have gone on the boss’s butt.
I slept funny last night. First time I’ve ever shacked up with a circus clown.
“Pray for us” —Baltimore Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti at a fan forum on whether to sign Colin Kaepernick. Should they kneel?
Donald Trump says he wants immigrants who speak English. Shouldn’t that also be a requirement for the POTUS?
What about reading?
Traders Mall in Reidland, Kentucky is planning a fireworks show for the total solar eclipse on Aug. 21. Critics contend the fireworks display may eclipse the eclipse.
Today, Donald J. Trump embarked on a 17- day vacation in which he will get little or no work done. So we got that going for us.
My wife often misplaces her dozens of pairs of shoes. My nickname for her is: “Queen of the Lost Soles.”
You get the feeling that Donald Trump wouldn’t mind a nuclear war as long as the ratings were huge. Which they would be. In the beginning. Later on, not so much.
The White House says that DJ is on a “working” vacation. Does that mean he will be tweeting between teeing? Or just after every 9 holes?
Parts of the White House have been cleared out for renovations. Workers are going to add padding to the walls.
Kremlin released photos of Putin shirtless on a fishing trip. Sarah Palin needs to give Putin a nipple twister.