1. With his October parole just announced, quite a few people feel OJ is getting something like special, white-glove treatment.

  2. Stevie Wonder got married for the third time. He met his wife on a blind date. Don’t know what caused the break up of his previous two marriages, but we can rule out Stevie seeing other women.

  3. Sean Spicer is out and Anthony Scaramucci is in at the White House communications office. With all the dancing White House communications people do these days, the big question is, “Scaramucci, Scaramucci, can you do the fandango?”

  4. One thing lawyers and doctors have in common is that they call their businesses a “practice.” Sorry, but I don’t relish any one “practicing” on my will or liver!

  5. R.E.I. has this really cool thing for camping. It’s a briefcase that turns into a toilet. They got the idea from Kellyanne Conway’s briefcase.

  6. Zume Pizza in Mt. View, Ca., has robots that make the pizza. They form the dough, then add the sauce and toppings; the whole nine yards. Too weird for me. But I guess it’s OK for Millennials who love the smell of WD-40 in the evening.

  7. O.J. Simpson was granted parole last week. Many things have changed since he went inside. Jenner was a guy. Schwarzenegger was a governor. Trump was a loud mouth game show host. Well, two out of three ain’t bad.

  8. Scaramuccia (literally “little skirmisher”), is a stock clown character of the Italian commedia dell’arte. Could Jerry Lewis be far behind?

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