GARY BACHMAN says:
Estimated number of injuries from fireworks: 11,290. I could be a few digits off.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Estimated number of injuries from fireworks: 11,290. I could be a few digits off.
Trump wants to form a cyber- security task force with Russia. You can’t make stuff up like this. That’s like forming a cyber- security task force with RUSSIA.
The Alaskan volcano Bogoslof erupted over the weekend, spewing an ash cloud 30,000 feet into the air. Political pundit Sarah Palin immediately Tweeted that Russia, who she keeps an eagle eye on, was trying to make an ash out of you and me.
My wife says I can order a Tesla Model C if I am a good boy. At least I’d get to plug SOMETHING in…
Iowa woman pled guilty for trying to vote twice for Trump. She should have used an insanity defense.
Michael Keaton has now played Batman, Birdman, and Vulture. For his next performance he’s just gonna wing it.
OJ might get out of jail in October. Says all he wants to do is relax and play golf. Might be kinda’ tough for him tho. The only water hazard he’s faced for the last 9 years has been the showers with Big Mo.
Good one, Bill!
Today, Donald Trump Sr. applauded Don Jr’s transparency. For releasing emails that prove the campaign tried to use Russian influence to discredit Hillary. Like complimenting the bear that mauled you for maintaining such well kept claws.
Nice, Will!
A guy checked in a single can of beer as luggage. Now there’s something that happens only once in a Blue Moon.