WILL the THRILL says:
My kids bought me an atomic clock for Father’s Day. It wakes me up with a miniature mushroom cloud.
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WILL the THRILL says:
My kids bought me an atomic clock for Father’s Day. It wakes me up with a miniature mushroom cloud.
Lawsuit claims racism at the Chicago water department. There was a steady drip, drip, drip of allegations.
In his tweets Trump is libel to say anything.
It’s so hot that Donald Trump started a slush fund.
I’ve been married 7 times. The problem I have with a lot of chicks is that they want to be 100% cage-free.
And Melania’s pet project is cyberbullying. That must be one of her tips to kids- “when someone attacks you, hit em back 10 times harder.”
Archaeologists recently found a 3,000-year-old piece of dyed cloth in the Arava desert. Researchers say it proves society’s elite dressed in a fancy style and had huge wealth … Oh big deal! A caveman could have figured that out. Mainly because it was printed right on it. Make Arava Great Again.
Toyota now has a robot that can help disabled people around the house. And it’s maid in the USA.
Chris Christie shuts down N.J. government, calls Legislature into session for Saturday. Christie, of course, has experience in shutting things down.
Sometimes I feel like I’ve been married forever. Just for kicks yesterday I pulled out our marriage certificate and noticed the papyrus scroll is starting to disintegrate.
First Megyn Kelly had blood coming out of her whatever and now low IQ Crazy Mika was bleeding from a bad face- lift. What is it with this guy? Was he traumatized by the concept of menstruation when he was small? Yeah, small. Like yesterday.
Some young women have dramatic eyebrows that look like the Nike swoosh. What are they trying to say? Just Do it?
Donald Trump doubled down on his criticism of Mika Brzezinski tweeting she is “dumb as a rock.” So much for a Trump mika culpa.
Donald Trump addressed the ‘Celebrate Freedom Rally’ in DC. Rejoice!–we are so fortunate to live in a country where you are free to post hateful, vindictive tweets.
An impaired driver walked into an AT&T store and ordered chicken. Understandable mistake–AT&T and KFC both have three letters.
An impaired driver walked into an AT&T store and ordered chicken. What the cluck?
Apparently, there were TWO big fights Saturday night. The Pacquiao-Horn fight and the one the judges saw.
Happy Canada Day! Of course, with PM Justin Trudeau as PM when they look at USA with Trump EVERY day is Happy Canada Day.
Marijuana is now legal in Nevada. Let’s hope this doesn’t force Las Vegas hotels to double the price of their all-you-can-eat buffets.
My wife put hot sauce on the Triskets. First and last time I ever eat a firecracker. Happy 4th!
Trump takes down CNN in a mock wrestling video. Of course, Trump wins–he’s nearly impossible to pin down.