GARY BACHMAN says:
Sean Spicer’s conspicuous absence from a press briefing led to a series of questions about his whereabouts. Did anyone try shaking the bushes?
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Sean Spicer’s conspicuous absence from a press briefing led to a series of questions about his whereabouts. Did anyone try shaking the bushes?
Probably a bad idea: The June issue of AARP magazine is the first-ever swimsuit edition. My copy looks pretty wrinkled.
They’ve declared Trump’s postings on social media to be official statements. That means his presidential library will be housed in an I-phone.
The reason Trump doesn’t want his tax returns to be made public? He doesn’t want us to know that he declared Fox News as a dependent.
Back in April a Capital Markets analyst wrote a report suggesting Apple buy Disney, thus creating an entertainment industry Godzilla. But alas, nobody can do anything ’til Kathy Griffin brings Walt’s head back.
Paul McCartney turns 75 today. At his age he now sings “All You Need is Love— and Viagra.”
President Trump’s lawyer just got a lawyer. AKA: “lawyering up exponential factor two.” Next up: lawyers who need lawyers with lawyers.
The Chicago Cubs are selling ivy from Wrigley Field’s wall to commemorate their 2016 World Series win. Other teams are not impressed. The San Francisco Giants are calling it the Betamax of baseball memorabilia.
Judge declares a mistrial in the Bill Cosby case. Cosby was so excited to hear the word “miss” he immediately called CVS and renewed his rohypnol prescription.
Can’t imagine impeaching Trump over lies told about the administration’s collusion with Russia. That would mean having to prove he was in the loop.