Is #4 waiting in the wings? — 25 Comments

  1. James Comey, FBI Director was fired by Trump. Rumors are it’s because Jim was investigating presidential connections with Russia. But the truth is The Donald giggled every time he punched in “Comey” on Twitter.

  2. A United passenger complained they wouldn’t let her use the bathroom and made her pee into a cup. To be completely fair to the airline they were on final approach, and it was the pilot’s personal martini glass.

  3. Ooh, I think we are in for a cat fight ladies and gentlemen. The Norwegian University of Science and Technology released a study that says the Irish drink more alcohol than anyone else in Europe. In response the University of Guinness released a study that says Norwegians marry more elk than anyone else in Europe.

  4. The Pope will be meeting with Donald Trump on Wednesday. A White House official said there will be no genuflecting or ring-kissing. Trump will accept a simple handshake.

  5. A New York man set a new world record by extinguishing 37 matches with his tongue in one minute. He wasn’t allowed to wet his tongue in between and did it with one giant loogie.

  6. CBS has cancelled a bunch of shows. “The Great Indoors” was sent outside. “Limitless” was maxed out. And “Two Broke Girls” were just beyond repair.

  7. Talk about a half-baked birthday…the only wishes I received where anonymous emails from Pillsbury and Betty Crocker!

  8. Sen. Lindsey Graham says Dems should give Trump the same amount of respect the GOP gave Obama. Hell. They should give him twice the respect. Because 2 x 0 is still 0. Of course, that’s the kind of higher math that confuses them. “You damn intellectual elites are just trying to trick us with your fancy multiplications and shit.”

  9. Trump always passes blame to other people. I would remind him that Harry Truman said “The buck stops here,” but he might take it literally.

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