If Abraham Lincoln was any good at all he’d have gotten the Gettysburg Address down to 140 characters.
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Austria’s Green Party is holding special meetings to teach women how to urinate safely in a public toilet. Here’s how you do that in the U.S. Take a page from the Wall Street Journal, fold it in half three times, throw it away. Wet your pants. It’s the only safe way.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr. is retiring from NASCAR racing and will have his own home improvement show. He’ll focus on a single concept: How to make your home airier using a Chevy.
The House version of trump Care gives $880B in tax cuts to the rich. Because rich people need more money. The poor don’t need money. That’s why they’re poor.
Austria’s Green Party is holding special meetings to teach women how to urinate safely in a public toilet. Here’s how you do that in the U.S. Take a page from the Wall Street Journal, fold it in half three times, throw it away. Wet your pants. It’s the only safe way.
Headlines on new French Pres.Marcon being 39 & his wife 64. Funny, don’t remember election headlines on US Pres being 70 & his wife, 46.
Sword-swinging man arrested in Times Square. He nearly circumcised the Naked Cowboy.
There’s speculation that Mark Zuckerberg is preparing to run for president. A billionaire with no government experience–what could possibly go wrong?
Dale Earnhardt, Jr. is retiring from NASCAR racing and will have his own home improvement show. He’ll focus on a single concept: How to make your home airier using a Chevy.
The House version of trump Care gives $880B in tax cuts to the rich. Because rich people need more money. The poor don’t need money. That’s why they’re poor.
Trump fires FBI Director James Comey. Will be replaced by Bret Michaels or Arsenio Hall.
This guy just likes firing people. People who help him. People who don’t help him. Wonder if Melania is getting just a little apprehensive.