Kentucky Fried Freshman. — 14 Comments

  1. United CEO Oscar Munoz will not be promoted to Chairman after he botched the media handling of the passenger Doctor Dao affair. The position was actually oversold, so he would have had to go standby and hope that someone would vacate voluntarily.

  2. I finally have something in common with Johnny Manziel, Colin Kaepernick and Tim Tebow. If you see us at a football game, it’s because we got in with a ticket.

  3. Cincinnati drafted Joe Mixon and presented him the customary ceremonial jersey on stage. They also gave him a Bengals full face guard helmet for his next girl friend.

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