Sock it to me! — 15 Comments

  1. North Korea celebrated the 105th anniversary of Kim Il-Sung today with a yuuuugge parade and show of military strength. No leaders of their current regime went golfing today.

  2. In a desperate attempt to drag itself out of the spotlight United Airlines reported Dr. Dao drives a VW diesel.

  3. Donald Trump will be the first President to speak at the NRA Annual Meetings since Ronald Reagan. An organization that emphasizes gun safety will be addressed by a man who keeps shooting himself in the foot.

  4. Scientists report an asteroid as big as the Rock of Gibraltar will streak past Earth on April 19 at a safe but excitingly close distance. I plan to watch. It’ll be our last chance to see Bill O’Reilly.

  5. The U.S. dropped the largest non-nuclear bomb ever made on Afghanistan. You mean it was bigger than Chris Christie?

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