JERRY W says:
I want to help strippers who are unemployed because of free on line porn get back to work, and working with my company they will drive passengers around much like Uber does except they will be topless. The stick on window logo will be an uppercase “B” tilted 90 degrees to the left, and I’ll call this company “Boober”.
Fox Network’s “The O’Reilly Factor” has paid big lawsuits for sexual harrassment, this has caused many sponsors to leave the show. To save them some time and money I recommend they don’t bother to call Jello to be a sponsor.
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Mr. Warmth has passed away. Thanks for all the great memories, you hockey puck.
After being in office for 11 weeks, Trump said he’s had the most successful 13 weeks in presidential history. That is so Trump.
Indian police are trying to identify a girl who was found living in a forest with a group of monkeys. Disgraceful, because even in nature sexism exists. Monkey authorities notified human authorities when she started protesting the bamboo ceiling.
Legendary comedian Don Rickles died last week. He was 90. Known as the insult comedian, Don will be laid to rest at Forest Lawn between Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher. Two chicks he never scored with.
Heard of the Free Bleeding Movement? It’s a movement focusing on a woman’s right to menstruate openly and without shame. Not to be outdone men have countered with the Free Farting Movement, a movement focused on passing gas in public without the shame of fake coughing.
Trump supposedly told Putin in advance he was bombing the Syrian airfield so all the Russians could be evacuated. Wonder what the Syrian workers thought? “Hey, where’s everybody going?” “Um, we, unh… we’re going to lunch.” “It’s 3 in the morning.” “Yeah. Ummm. It’s a long ride. This new place. In downtown Aleppo. Where it’s safe.”
Should we really be surprised Jared Kushner is now such a close advisor to the President. It’s closest Trump can get to dating his daughter.
Trump has declared April 9, “National Prisoner of War Day.” Not that he likes any of those honorees, bcause they were, you know, captured.
There’s an app that lets you buy access to more than 200 magazines. The app does this only because it’s working its way through college.
A couple in Florida were upset when they found a dead bat in a salad they bought at a Walmart. They had ordered the Roadkill Salad.
Looking forward to Tony Romo dropping the mic constantly in the broadcast booth.