But it’s HUUUUUUUGE! — 12 Comments

  1. Dallas evangelist told his followers that an “anointed cake” baked by “hookers” turned a gay man straight. See, turning a gay man straight isn’t that difficult–in fact, it’s a piece of cake.

  2. A man dressed in a leopard print robe used a hairbrush to rob a McDonald’s. Authorities said he threatened to comb over the counter. It was not his first brush with the law.

  3. A 94-year-old Michigan man won $300,000 in the state Lottery. This is good news because now he’ll have money for final expenses. An all-you-can-eat dinner at Chipotle.

  4. It’s Chinese Fashion Week in Beijing. The big fashion trend is see-thru dresses. But typical Chinese … 15 minutes after seeing one model’s underwear you want to see another.

  5. With all the nasty noise that’s replaced honest discussion in the U.S., it’s clear that Trump is making good on his promise too make America grate again.

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