GARY BACHMAN says:
Eating coins dropped at the bottom of a pond has a sea turtle needing surgery. The turtle did eat fish but then had a change in diet.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Eating coins dropped at the bottom of a pond has a sea turtle needing surgery. The turtle did eat fish but then had a change in diet.
This (Best Picture Award) was the first call “after further review” I have seen overturned recently without a challenge flag being thrown.
Donald’s tribute to CPO William Ryan Owens was such a “Yuge” contrast to any he’s ever given to Capt Humayun Khan. I don’t believe I’ve ever heard DJ Dumpkoff even mentioning the latter’s name – EVER! Sad.
Starbucks has announced it will open stores in Italy. They will try to infiltrate the home of Espresso and Cappuccino. Is this like Panda Express expanding to China and Taiwan?
‘Beauty and the Beast’ banned from Alabama theatre over gay character. The character should have been a straight man who falls for his cousin.
Every person will have value at some point, for instance when Paul Ryan dies they could bury him face down to make a nice bicycle parking rack.
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Yeah, he’s going to bring back the coal industry. And VHS tapes. And sock garters and buggy whips and the whale blubber industry.
Precedent DJ Dumbkoff is tweeting w/o “Spellcheck” again. He sent “I hear by demand a second investigation…”. Dumbkoff then korrects himself by re-tweetwing ‘hear by’. Everywon knows that the korrect spelling is ‘heerbye’. DUH.
I kan spell better than Dawnald and I am an immygrent. Sad!
*re-tweeeting ‘hearby’
I hearby announce that I have now blocked all tweats from Precedent DJ Dumpkoff — and blocking twicks too!
No, no, no. We all misunderstood. Donald Trump is a child of the 60’s and meant to say “Don’t you get it Daddy- O? Barack Obama is this huge poseur and is heavy- duty bugging me, man.”
Sweden has renewed the military draft because there weren’t enough people volunteering. And in the event of attack from a hostile government, recruits will be trained in the latest anti-Twitter warfare.
Mercedes-Benz warned over 300,000 U.S. owners to watch out, their cars might burst into flames without warning … Wait! Sorry. That was Samsung phones. Price-Waterhouse handed them the wrong envelope.
A mouse on a British Airways flight caused a 4-hour delay and ultimately a plane change in London last week. And it was totally the airlines fault! They misrouted his cheese to Cheddar, Somerset, and he refused to travel without it.