And they need ’em. — 16 Comments

  1. To cash in on an American craze, Walmart started selling their own brand of craft beer. But the scheme backfired on them when it was revealed the beer is brewed in Costa Rica. Even worse than that, it’s shipped on the same burros Juan Valdez uses.

  2. A tortoise and hare competed in a real-life race in Los Angeles to test the validity of Aesop’s fable. As expected the turtle won, but not before the rabbit became a father, a grandfather, and a great grandfather.

  3. Despite the boycott, Ivanka Trump’s Eu de Parfum Spray for Women is the number one seller on Amazon this week; they say because people are feeling sorry for her. Sounds like she’s definitely getting the Sympathy Spritz.

  4. The Smithsonian is sending the Apollo 11 Command Module on a tour around the U.S. to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing. 50 years?! Wow. Assume the capsule will travel cross country with its left blinker on.

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