BILL WILLIAMS says:
Anti-Trump protesters are everywhere except weirdly enough, Haight-Ashbury. They couldn’t get any one willing to put some flowers in that guy’s hair.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Anti-Trump protesters are everywhere except weirdly enough, Haight-Ashbury. They couldn’t get any one willing to put some flowers in that guy’s hair.
If you were Donald Trump’s Jewish son in law and Trump decided to start a new major league team and he wanted you to be the pitcher, what would you do if he named Stephen Bannon to be the team’s coach and Bannon thought you were terrible and said he was going to send you to the showers, would you check first to see if the soap was made out of wood?
At least new head coach Kyle Shanahan won’t ever have to worry about blowing a 25- point lead with the Niners.
Right On! lmao
As Janice calls them “the 4th and 9ers”.
A week after Nordstrom did it, Sears and Kmart removed Ivanka Trump items from their stores. For those Millennials who don’t know, Sears and Kmart are where The Beaver’s mom shopped.
I thought Justin Beaver’s mom shopped at Hudson’s Bay and his dad went to Beaver Lumber. hehe (Cdn companies)
Did they actually meet at Tim Hortons?
North Korea fired a ballistic missile into the sea early on Sunday. Military sources could not tell if it was an ICBM, but did say it had a really wonky trajectory. Kinda’ like Dennis Rodman wiggling into an off-the-shoulder chenille cocktail gown.
Metalica performed at the Grammys. And boy is their music old-fashioned. So old-fashioned their drink of choice is New Coke.
Kanye West announced he wants a Star Wars role … ’No way Jose,’ tweeted Darth Vader and immediately started building a wall around the Death Star.
Tom Cruise’s mother has passed away. At six months pregnant, she could feel Tom jumping in her womb. RIP.
Tonight at the Westminster Dog Show, the French Poodle rolled over and played dead when he encountered the German Shepherd.
The Westminster Dog Show is being held at Madison Square Garden. If you miss it, you can still see dogs at the Garden by purchasing a Knicks ticket.
What’s the diff between the “Dog Show at MSG”?, and the one in DC? The one at MSG at least features pooches with real hairdos instead of a UUUUuuuge Fakes!
P.S.: Nordstrom’s sell state of the art orange Toupées.