So, here we are nineteen days later… — 10 Comments

  1. Cats will be featured this year at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show for the first time in 140 years. Protesters are already banding together with their dog-ear hats and signs proclaiming Poochy Power.

  2. It has been clarified that Melania Trump will, indeed, be moving to the White House in the coming months. The new first lady also announced Stephanie Winston Walkoff will be her chief of staff. This is good news for the president. He loves a good Winston bust and she’ll be bringing hers with her.

  3. My wife of many years is not interested in sex any more. She does, however, have a continuing fascination with Steamy Slow-Cooker Recipes…

  4. Reports are that at least two candidates have turned Donald Trump down to be White House communications director. Presumably they prefer something like a janitorial job at the National Zoo, where they could clean up after real elephants.

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