WILL DURST says:
In the spirit of this, the season of understanding, one can only hope that Democrats give Donald J. Trump the same opportunity to succeed as the Republicans gave the half breed Muslin born in Kenya.
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Waffle House employee is fired after shooting her gun in air to scare away robbers who threatened to kill everyone in the restaurant. I think Waffle House should give her another shot.
A prankster changed the Hollywood Sign to read “Hollyweed.” Based on the quality of the movies I saw last year, I agree Hollywood has gone to pot.
The CFO of Little Caesars is still writing MMXVI on their checks.
Measure would let Utahns sue makers of porn movies. I foresee lots of lawsuits for wrist injuries.
Has anyone considered that maybe this whole thing is a plot by the Pharmaceutical Industry to sell more anti- depressants?
Reggie Bush sets futility record, finishes with negative rushing yards for season. Wow, Bush got waxed.
Michael Vick got a warm ovation from Falcons fans during a halftime ceremony. Well, every dog has his day.
Sam Bradford set the single-season completion percentage record. Unfortunately, most of his passes were of the “dink and dunk” variety. So it was like winning the popular vote, but not the Electoral College.
New Jersey police seek overweight, excessively hairy, naked man who exposed him to teenage girls. Authorities have nicknamed him “Sascrotch.”
NJ police seek overweight, excessively hairy, naked man who exposed himself to teenage girls. “I have an alibi, ” claimed Chris Christie.
A McDonalds has opened next to the Vatican. Would you like friars with that?
Doctors at the University of Wisconsin-Madison department of urology have developed a penis implant that becomes erect when heated. Tough luck Cool Hand Luke.
Bristol Palin wrote a blog post attacking “A-listers” who refuse to perform at Trump’s inauguration, saying Hollywood is a bunch of sissies. Bristol will appear 3rd in the show and perform her very unique talent … Getting pregnant out of wedlock.
LOL, Bill!
Living through the countdown until President- Elect tRump and his Cabinet of Deplorables take over is like being forced to binge- watch the Apocalypse with the fast- forward inoperable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0RKho5erzI
One of the best ads over the holiday season came from Apple. “Frankie” touched the hearts of many, but skeptics were asking, how does one get their hands on an iPhone in the 17th Century? Very simple… EBay. DUH!
Note the picture of Mary Shelly over the mantle. Brilliant.
Happy 2017 to everyone at AF!!!