Santa’s got a lot on his plate now. — 9 Comments

  1. Victoria’s Secret models are just like everybody else. I bet when they get home at night they can’t wait to get out of their work clothes and slip into something comfortable.

  2. Al Gore met with Donald Trump. Gore is concerned there will be an increase in global warming due to all the hot air coming from Trump.

  3. Former U.S. Secretary of State Henry Kissinger flew to China on Friday to smooth the way for U.S. President Donald Trump. Henry advised them to put some gold fixtures in the guest bathroom, send out for Taco Bell, and rename it the Second Greatest Wall.

  4. SMARTDUVET is a bed that makes itself. Automatically. You get out and the next thing you know, it’s neat and tidy. Just like a hospital bed. And if you’re a Kardashian, not only does it make the bed, it kicks out last night’s NBA guest.

  5. Parents were outraged at The Mall of America in Minnesota when The Mall introduced a Black Santa for the first time. They dragged their kids out of the mall explaining that “there really isn’t a Santa Claus” and it’s actually “Frosty the Snowman” that brings them presents every year.

    (Hopefully the fireplace doesn’t get used every Dec 24)

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